Christian Bale Is At Your Party
|Christian Bale Is At Your Party|
|Written by||Rob Cantor|
|Sung by||Rob Cantor|
|Addtl. Info:||Unreleased Single|
The song is about (and samples) famous actor Christian Bale. The samples are from Christian Bale's famous angry rant on the set of Terminator Salvation, in which he got angry after a director of photography accidentally ruined a scene by walking onto the set.
Christian Bale is at your party He's alone Eating all your queso dip Talking on your phone Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home "What don't you f**king understand?" Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice Brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: "What don't you f**king understand?" Now he's stabbing at your wife "What don't you f**king understand?" With a carrot for a knife "Gimme a f**king answer" Making fun of your kazoo "Ohhhh, good for you" Now he's running naked through the crowd Everyone can see He's terribly endowed Unabashedly Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block "F**k" Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating: "What don't you F**kin-" They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command But he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand A flash of light! Christian Bale has vanished into sand "What don't you f**king understand?"