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''{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}''
''{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}''
* [[Shark|Drum Solo]], where a high school band covers [[Banana Man]]
===[[Shark|Drum Solo]], where a high school band covers [[Banana Man]]===
* [[Joerilla|Note]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyLOsTGYSA YouTube Link]
===[[Joerilla|Note]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iyLOsTGYSA YouTube Link]===
* What You Don't Know: Practice, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknOAzIIhGY YouTube Link]
''{Cut to Joerilla driving in a car whilst Banana Man plays on the radio. He then stops and attempts to park near a sidewalk only to bump into another car. Joerilla gets out of his car to inspect the damage, which is a broken fender. He goes back to his car to get a disposable cup and marker, on which he writes "Gorilla" on and places on top of the broken car's window}''
* [[15 Seconds Of Bora]]: Continued, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOlI_YsDXY YouTube Link]
 
* [[Ruler Of Everything]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A YouTube Link]
===What You Don't Know: Practice, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknOAzIIhGY YouTube Link]===
* Takeouts, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzeSAtOCFM YouTube Link]
''{Cut to Ross playing with a paddleball. It is raining outside}
* [[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link]
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' Everyone knows that practice is a recipe for success.
 
''{The video turns grayscale}''
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' What you didn't know is that practice is also a recipe for ''{The words "ACID RAIN" appear on screen in a red font}'' '''acid rain...'''
 
''{The screen returns in full color}''
 
'''WYDN NARRATOR:''' ...which can be chemically treated, boiled and prepared to make delicious jambalaya! ''{Cut to Ross outside wearing a chef's outfit, jubilantly throwing something out of a pot. The word "JAMBALAYA!!!" repeatedly flashes above and below him. Festive samba music plays during this scene}''
 
===[[15 Seconds Of Bora]]: Continued, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOlI_YsDXY YouTube Link]===
{{Template:15SecondsofBora Intro}}
 
''{Cut to an air-vent view of a business meeting}''
 
'''BUSINESSMAN:''' So this is a mission for three days...
 
''{Cut to Future Bora, who is inside of the vent. He texts "CUT OF THE POWER" to Present-Day Bora. The skecth cuts to him, who is currently outside. He picks up a pair of pliers. Cut to Future Bora, who is anxiously waiting. The vent collapses and he falls onto the floor. Cut back to Present-Day Bora, who receives a text message that reads "ABORT! :(". Present-Day Bora runs away, but gets rammed by a car. Cut to Future Bora, who is being held at gunpoint. He suddenly disappears}''
 
{{Template:15SecondsofBora Intro}}
 
===[[Ruler Of Everything]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A YouTube Link]===
''Please view [[Ruler of Everything]]'s page for the songs lyrics.''
 
===Takeouts, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZzeSAtOCFM YouTube Link]===
'''ROB:''' (excitedly) Holy f**k, oh my god!! That's Ross!
 
''{Zoom in on the newspaper Rob is viewing. An image of Ross playing a guitar lines the front page}''
 
'''ROB:''' That's really-
 
''{Cut to the wrestling parody from the [[Good Day]] music video. Like from there, Rob is dressed as a reporter and Andrew is dressed as a wrestler}''
 
'''ANDREW:''' (while ripping his singlet) We know that this-
 
''{Cut to the Computer and Television couple at a picnic}''
 
'''TELEVISION:''' -place is so romantic!
 
''{Cut to Joe (in his gasmask from "Death Request" driving in his car. He is on the phone}''
 
'''JOE:''' Remember your f**king bulls**t making and then you ****-
 
''{Cut to Zubin wearing a swimsuit while in the water. He is visibly struggling}''
 
'''ZUBIN:''' I can't swim!
 
''{Cut to the rest of the band on a boat}''
 
'''JOE:''' Oh, he's drowning.
 
''{Cut to the steamroller from "Taken for a Ride". It has finally driven over the pile of bubble wrap)''
 
''{Cut to a fortune teller}
 
'''FORTUNE TELLER:''' (confused) Okay?
 
''{Cut to a monochrome, upside down scene featuring Rob and two kids}''
 
'''KID #1:''' (Stilted; on the verge of tears) Logic... just creates... order. It doesn't really exist...
 
'''ROB:''' Then how ''do'' we exist?!
 
''{Cut to Rob and a woman in a bar}''
 
'''ROB:''' We're engaged!
 
''{Cut to a scene likely from "Two Wuv". A car with text that reads "Honk if you like hot blondes" is seen}
 
'''ZUBIN:''' So does everyone love hot, uh, hot blondes?
 
''{Cut to Ross honking a car horn and waving to the person in the hot blone car}
 
'''ROSS:''' Mediocre.
 
''{Cut to Andrew and Joe standing in front of a house. Joe is wearing a hat, and a man also wearing a hat is talking to Joe}
 
'''MAN:''' Outstanding hat sir, where did you get that?
 
'''JOE:''' It's a secret.
 
''{The man walks away}'''
 
'''MAN:''' A secret hat! What will they come of with next?
 
''{Cut to a group of puppet mathematical symbols partying inside of a dollhouse and cheering. The scene pans to another room in the dollhouse, where a 1 and and X are sitting on chairs}''
 
''{Cut to Sally and Lenny driving. Like in their first appereance, they speak in only moos, with subtitles translating what they say}''
 
'''LENNY:''' Woah, I'm sorry. I totally zoned out there. What were you say-
 
'''SALLY:''' Look out!
 
'''LENNY:''' What?! HOLY $***!!!
 
''{Zoom out onto the car driving right into a fallen tree on the road. Lenny steers away from it, but drives off course where he and Sally crash into a barn, run over various characters, and destroy their car and most likely killing them as well}''
 
''{Cut to Joe doing a presentation in front of an audience. He flips his easel to depict an image of various stick figures. After a while, he flips it to a blurred drawing of a penis. The crowd laughs}''
 
''{Cut to Andrew in the spagetthi bath from "Taken for a Ride". The credits play as he speaks}''
 
'''ANDREW:''' Everyday, thousands of children perish from starvation in Somalia. For twenty cents a day, you can feed them. Or you can take a spaghetti bath once a month!
 
''{Cut to a black screen with the text "Tallyhall.com" on it. Andrew is heard laughing in the background. After a few seconds, the music video for "Hidden in the Sand begins}''
 
===[[Hidden In The Sand]] Music Video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU YouTube Link]===
''Please view [[Hidden in the Sand]]'s page for lyrics.''


{{THIS episodes}}
{{THIS episodes}}

Latest revision as of 07:32, 7 July 2024

Good Night is the tenth, and final, episode of Tally Hall's Internet Show, which premiered on their website January 19, 2009. The episode runs 10 minutes and 53 seconds and is best known for the music videos of the song Ruler Of Everything and Hidden In The Sand. The title of the episode is most likely meant to bookend the series, as the first episode was titled Good Day. It could, however, also pay homage to The Beatles song of the same name, as Tally Hall have proven themselves time and time again to be fans of The Beatles, specifically the White Album.

Sketches

Wonder, YouTube Link

{A green title card similar to those used before movie trailers appears on the screen reading, "The following NONSENSE has been approved for TALLY HALL AUDIENCES by the Internet Video Association of America"}

{Cut to the band members laying on the grass, watching the sky as calming piano music plays. After a while, Andrew begins talking}

ANDREW: You guys ever wonder about stuff?

EVERYONE ELSE: No.

{Cut to Rob Cantor in a black room moving in stop motion. A Chiptune cover of Welcome to Tally Hall plays. Rob puts his hands together and pulls them apart to reveal his name on a yellow block and moves into the background. Ross Federman moves into the foreground and pushes a grey block against his head with his right hand, it comes out the other side of his head and the grey block with his name on it gets grabbed by his right hand. Ross moves into the background. Joe Hawley comes into the foreground doing a finger gun motion, the red block with his name on it comes out like a flag from a prop gun. Joe moves into the background. Andrew comes into the foreground, grabs the screen, which flashes green for a millisecond, he pulls the block back until it freezes on him holding the block with his name on it. Andrew moves into the background. Zubin moves into the foreground, unfolding the block, which has his name on it when he moves it down slightly. Zubin moves into the background, the other members of the band move next to him, then go into the foreground, but are interrupted by a falling curtain. The logo for the show falls down attached to strings as a voice sings "Tally Hall" }

Questions Answered: Ninjas, YouTube Link

RYAN: (reading a message) Dear Tally Hall. Today at school I was attacked by ninjas. What would you guys do in a situation like that? Ilene LeamoTon, Sarasota Springs, Florida.

{Ryan crumples up the letter}

RYAN: I have a better question for you, Ilene. Dear Ross, when you become a father, will you favor one child over the other?

{Cut to an older Ross sitting on a park bench. A child wearing a Tally Hall shirt comes up to him}

JACOB Hey, dad! Which one of us do you love the most?

ROSS: Jacob, you're my favorite child. I love you the most.

JACOB: Thanks, dad. I love you the most, too.

{Jacob returns to the playground. Then, a kid wearing a "Don't not listen to Tally Hall" shirt walks up to Ross}

DAVID: Hey, dad. Jacob said that you said that you love him more than me.

ROSS: David. That's silly. Go along and play.

{David returns to the playground while his father side-eyes him}

Drum Solo, where a high school band covers Banana Man

Note, YouTube Link

{Cut to Joerilla driving in a car whilst Banana Man plays on the radio. He then stops and attempts to park near a sidewalk only to bump into another car. Joerilla gets out of his car to inspect the damage, which is a broken fender. He goes back to his car to get a disposable cup and marker, on which he writes "Gorilla" on and places on top of the broken car's window}

What You Don't Know: Practice, YouTube Link

{Cut to Ross playing with a paddleball. It is raining outside}

WYDN NARRATOR: Everyone knows that practice is a recipe for success.

{The video turns grayscale}

WYDN NARRATOR: What you didn't know is that practice is also a recipe for {The words "ACID RAIN" appear on screen in a red font} acid rain...

{The screen returns in full color}

WYDN NARRATOR: ...which can be chemically treated, boiled and prepared to make delicious jambalaya! {Cut to Ross outside wearing a chef's outfit, jubilantly throwing something out of a pot. The word "JAMBALAYA!!!" repeatedly flashes above and below him. Festive samba music plays during this scene}

15 Seconds Of Bora: Continued, YouTube Link

{Cut to a logo with large stone letters reading "OF BORA". (BORA is in orange, the rest of the letters are grey) As singers sing "Fifteen seconds", large stone letters reading "FIFTEEN SECONDS" drop from the top of the screen. Then, as singers sing "of Bora!" several clips of Bora appear faded on the screen. (him doing karate, talking to someone while in a suit) After the logo drops, several videos of small Boras sit above the word "FIFTEEN". The singers sing "Yeah!" and several explosions appear on the bottom of the logo.}

{Cut to an air-vent view of a business meeting}

BUSINESSMAN: So this is a mission for three days...

{Cut to Future Bora, who is inside of the vent. He texts "CUT OF THE POWER" to Present-Day Bora. The skecth cuts to him, who is currently outside. He picks up a pair of pliers. Cut to Future Bora, who is anxiously waiting. The vent collapses and he falls onto the floor. Cut back to Present-Day Bora, who receives a text message that reads "ABORT! :(". Present-Day Bora runs away, but gets rammed by a car. Cut to Future Bora, who is being held at gunpoint. He suddenly disappears}

{Cut to a logo with large stone letters reading "OF BORA". (BORA is in orange, the rest of the letters are grey) As singers sing "Fifteen seconds", large stone letters reading "FIFTEEN SECONDS" drop from the top of the screen. Then, as singers sing "of Bora!" several clips of Bora appear faded on the screen. (him doing karate, talking to someone while in a suit) After the logo drops, several videos of small Boras sit above the word "FIFTEEN". The singers sing "Yeah!" and several explosions appear on the bottom of the logo.}

Ruler Of Everything Music Video, YouTube Link

Please view Ruler of Everything's page for the songs lyrics.

Takeouts, YouTube Link

ROB: (excitedly) Holy f**k, oh my god!! That's Ross!

{Zoom in on the newspaper Rob is viewing. An image of Ross playing a guitar lines the front page}

ROB: That's really-

{Cut to the wrestling parody from the Good Day music video. Like from there, Rob is dressed as a reporter and Andrew is dressed as a wrestler}

ANDREW: (while ripping his singlet) We know that this-

{Cut to the Computer and Television couple at a picnic}

TELEVISION: -place is so romantic!

{Cut to Joe (in his gasmask from "Death Request" driving in his car. He is on the phone}

JOE: Remember your f**king bulls**t making and then you ****-

{Cut to Zubin wearing a swimsuit while in the water. He is visibly struggling}

ZUBIN: I can't swim!

{Cut to the rest of the band on a boat}

JOE: Oh, he's drowning.

{Cut to the steamroller from "Taken for a Ride". It has finally driven over the pile of bubble wrap)

{Cut to a fortune teller}

FORTUNE TELLER: (confused) Okay?

{Cut to a monochrome, upside down scene featuring Rob and two kids}

KID #1: (Stilted; on the verge of tears) Logic... just creates... order. It doesn't really exist...

ROB: Then how do we exist?!

{Cut to Rob and a woman in a bar}

ROB: We're engaged!

{Cut to a scene likely from "Two Wuv". A car with text that reads "Honk if you like hot blondes" is seen}

ZUBIN: So does everyone love hot, uh, hot blondes?

{Cut to Ross honking a car horn and waving to the person in the hot blone car}

ROSS: Mediocre.

{Cut to Andrew and Joe standing in front of a house. Joe is wearing a hat, and a man also wearing a hat is talking to Joe}

MAN: Outstanding hat sir, where did you get that?

JOE: It's a secret.

{The man walks away}'

MAN: A secret hat! What will they come of with next?

{Cut to a group of puppet mathematical symbols partying inside of a dollhouse and cheering. The scene pans to another room in the dollhouse, where a 1 and and X are sitting on chairs}

{Cut to Sally and Lenny driving. Like in their first appereance, they speak in only moos, with subtitles translating what they say}

LENNY: Woah, I'm sorry. I totally zoned out there. What were you say-

SALLY: Look out!

LENNY: What?! HOLY $***!!!

{Zoom out onto the car driving right into a fallen tree on the road. Lenny steers away from it, but drives off course where he and Sally crash into a barn, run over various characters, and destroy their car and most likely killing them as well}

{Cut to Joe doing a presentation in front of an audience. He flips his easel to depict an image of various stick figures. After a while, he flips it to a blurred drawing of a penis. The crowd laughs}

{Cut to Andrew in the spagetthi bath from "Taken for a Ride". The credits play as he speaks}

ANDREW: Everyday, thousands of children perish from starvation in Somalia. For twenty cents a day, you can feed them. Or you can take a spaghetti bath once a month!

{Cut to a black screen with the text "Tallyhall.com" on it. Andrew is heard laughing in the background. After a few seconds, the music video for "Hidden in the Sand begins}

Hidden In The Sand Music Video, YouTube Link

Please view Hidden in the Sand's page for lyrics.

Tally Hall's Internet Show episodes
THISLogo.png Main series:
Good Day · Death Request · Taken For A Ride · Welcome To Tally Hall · Who Cares · Mary-Kate And Ashley · 15 Seconds Of Bora · The Whole World And You · Potato Vs. Spoon · Good Night

Other:
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum · South by Southwest 2007