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He's alone
 
He's alone
 
Eating all your queso dip
 
Eating all your queso dip
talking on your phone
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Talking on your phone
uninvited he just sorta walks into your home
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Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
  
 
Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
 
Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Bertrice
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She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice
He bought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
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Brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
  
 
Now he's stabbing at your wife
 
Now he's stabbing at your wife
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
 
"What don't you f**king understand?"
With A carrot for a knife
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With a carrot for a knife
 
"Gimme a f**king answer"
 
"Gimme a f**king answer"
 
Making fun of your kazoo
 
Making fun of your kazoo
"Ohhhh good for you"
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"Ohhhh, good for you"
  
 
Now he's running naked through the crowd
 
Now he's running naked through the crowd
 
Everyone can see
 
Everyone can see
 
He's terribly endowed
 
He's terribly endowed
unabashedly
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Unabashedly
someone call the cops and they're running up the block
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Someone call the cops and they're coming up the block
 
"F**k"
 
"F**k"
  
Christian Bale is running from policemen in your street
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Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street
 
It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet
 
It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet
 
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating:
 
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating:
 
"What don't you F**kin-"
 
"What don't you F**kin-"
They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command
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They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command
but he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand
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But he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand
 
A flash of light!
 
A flash of light!
Christian bale has vanished into sand
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Christian Bale has vanished into sand
 
"What don't you f**king understand"
 
"What don't you f**king understand"
  
  
 
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Lyrics[edit]

Christian Bale is at your party
He's alone
Eating all your queso dip
Talking on your phone
Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home
"What don't you f**king understand?"

Now, Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice
Brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
"What don't you f**king understand?"

Now he's stabbing at your wife
"What don't you f**king understand?"
With a carrot for a knife
"Gimme a f**king answer"
Making fun of your kazoo
"Ohhhh, good for you"

Now he's running naked through the crowd
Everyone can see
He's terribly endowed
Unabashedly
Someone call the cops and they're coming up the block
"F**k"

Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street
It's such a scene even uncle Mervin has to tweet
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating:
"What don't you F**kin-"
They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command
But he's smiling, almost like he has the upper-hand
A flash of light!
Christian Bale has vanished into sand
"What don't you f**king understand"