Difference between revisions of "Lyrics:Crazy F****"

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===Lyrics===
===Lyrics===
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Are you going to eat that crazy fruit?   
Are you going to eat that crazy food?   
May I please have some of it too?   
May I please have some of it too?   
Oh I hope that it does not give you any just.   
Oh I hope that it does not give you indigestion.   
This was once a true fantasy of mine
This was once a true fantasy of mine.


Sh*t, it's f*cking bonkers at the farmer's market   
Sh*t is f*cking bonkers at the farmer's market   
Drove this G*dd*mn Jeep and there's no place to park it.   
Drove the G*dd*mn Jeep and there's no place to park it.   
What the f*ck? Gus, check out that lazy dude   
What the f*ck? Gus, check out that lazy dude   
With all that crazy food   
With all that crazy food   
Handing apple samples out to known customers
Handing apple samples out to known customers (ooh)


F*ck, find that punk,   
F*ck, find that punk,   
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Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai   
Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai   
banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai,   
Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai,   
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye, bedhi'd black eyed peas
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye.
bing cherries, chioggia beets, golden bees, gooseberries,   
Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets, golden bees, gooseberries,   
cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard
cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard, dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard.
dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard
(Now, Faster--)
 
Now, Faster--  


Durian, curry, kale, kasava,   
Durian, curry, kale, kasava,   
clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava,   
clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava,   
garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root,   
garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root,   
jalepenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit,   
jalapenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit,   


lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi,   
lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi,   
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amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes,   
amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes,   
watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes,   
watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes,   
parsley, sage, rosemary--wait, hold on, it seems like this should be illegal.   
parsley, sage, rosemary--wait, almost seems like this should be illegal.   


Will these even fit in the vehicle?   
Will these even fit in the vehicle?   
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celery, sesame, yam, anise, zenias,   
celery, sesame, yam, anise, zenias,   
kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias,   
kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias,   
lemon, cabbage, ---, ---, and a wiener,   
lemon, cabbage, faba, leek, and a wiener,   
ghost pepper, mustard, cabbage, and me and uh   
ghost pepper, mustard, cabbage, and me and uh   


apple, fig, pear, peach pie, hazel, walnut, beets,   
apple, fig, pear, peach pie, hazel, walnut, beets,   
,---, teff, taro, challah, ginger, ---, faro,   
---, millet, teff, taro, shallot, ginger, ---, faro,   
,----,  mozzarella,
,----,  mozzarella,
chopped portabella,   
chopped portabella,   
pumpkin, radish, onion, rice,   
pumpkin, radish, onion, rice,  ginkgo, olive, maple, ice,   
ginkgo, olive, maple, ice,   


thyme, strawberry, papaya, catskill sherry,   
thyme, strawberry, papaya, catskill sherry,   
Mongolian ---, ---, mimosa, argyreia nervosa,   
Mongolian ---, ---, mimosa, argyreia nervosa,   
cucumbers may have shamrocks... what's with the hemlocks?   
cucumbers, maypop, shamrocks... what's with the hemlocks?   
porter, apricots, sour truffles, xanthan flour,   
porter, apricots, sour truffles, xanthan flour,   


squash zucchini, macaroni, verchini, then vercheli,   
squash zucchini, macaroni, tortini, vermacelli,   
avocados, pistachios, cinnamon rose, shelly,   
avocados, pistachios, cinnamon rose, jelly,   
condiments and parsley, we got ---, ---, ---,  
persimmons, parsley, we got ---, ---, ---,  
kombucha...and oranges.   
kombucha...and oranges.   


Cash only?? Uh, never mind.  
Cash only?? Uh, never mind.  
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