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===Lyrics===
 
===Lyrics===
 
<pre>(Alex)
 
<pre>(Alex)
Gee, I’m a wizard, and here is my cloak
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Yee, I'm a wizard, and here is my cloak
Walk around in the woodz, make me feel like the Pope.
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'Walk around in the woods, make' me feel like the POPE
 
Just cruisin’ with the breeze on a cloudy day
 
Just cruisin’ with the breeze on a cloudy day
 
In only a cloak, what can I say?
 
In only a cloak, what can I say?
Makin’ all the witches want to come and play
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Making all the witches want to come and play
Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days,  
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'Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days, hey, uh,
Hey, uh.  I’m just walkin’ down the path,  
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I'm just walkin’ down the path,  
Smellin’ the sweet grass, all the witches say I’m like the Flash
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Smellin’ the sweet grass, all the witches say I’m like the FLASH
In my cloak, so fast.
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In my cloak; so fast.
I might go for a soak in my cloak, ‘cause it’s waterproof.
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I might go for a soak in my cloak, 'cause it’s waterproof.
 
Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just
 
Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just
 
Incredibly convenient.
 
Incredibly convenient.
  
Lo and behold, there goes an old crone.
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Lo and behold, there goes an old crone;
 
Hey old crone, how are your old bones?
 
Hey old crone, how are your old bones?
(Why do you look so lackadaisical,
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("Why do you look so lackadaisical,
Wandering around in your great big cloak?)
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Wand'rin' around in your great big cloak?")
I’m too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak.
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I'm too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak.
(But what is a wizard without a quest?
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("But what is a wizard without a quest?
What’s the point of even living without a quest?)
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What's the point of even living without a quest?")
  
Lo and behold, the gnome and bridge trolls.
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Lo and behold, a gnome and bridge trolls.
Hello gnome, hello you bridge trolls.
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Hello gnome; hello you bridge trolls.
(Just as we gnomes must sit all day,
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("Just as we gnomes must sit all day,
A wizard must quest his life away)
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A wizard must quest his life away.")
 
Am I a wizard without a quest?
 
Am I a wizard without a quest?
(Just as we trolls must guard the way,
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("Just as we trolls must guard the way,
A wizard never rests and never plays)
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A wizard never rests and never plays.")
 
Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest?
 
Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest?
  
I’ve gone so far, so astray.
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I've gone so far, I'm so astray.
 
I really can’t afford delay.
 
I really can’t afford delay.
 
And even though it pains me so,
 
And even though it pains me so,
I need a quest, it’s what I owe.
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I need a quest; it's what I owe.
But I’ve searched for quests,
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But I've searched for quests, looked high and low…
Looked high and low…
 
 
I need to call my old friend Joe.
 
I need to call my old friend Joe.
(Pick up... Come on, pick up…)
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(Pick up... Come on, pick up...)
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
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(Alex)
 
(Alex)
Joe?
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Joe!
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
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(Joe)
 
(Joe)
Alex, do not vex.
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Alex, do not vex;
 
Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls
 
Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls
Can make one sicker in the gulley than stone micks and rolls.
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Can make one sicker in the gully than stoned Micks in rolls
 
First off, hats off to your tenacity  
 
First off, hats off to your tenacity  
In the face of one ambivalent Queen’s rhapsody.
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In the face of one ambivalent queen’s rhapsody.
But isn’t there a dragon, a basilisk or boss?
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But isn't there a dragon, a basilisk or boss?
 
A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce?
 
A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce?
  
 
(Alex)
 
(Alex)
I was at a crossroads, trollin’ the wood, feelin’ dope,  
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I was at a crossroad trollin’ the wood feelin’ dope,  
In my cloak...
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In my clo'
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
Oh, you have the goods!
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O, you have the goods!
 
But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests,
 
But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests,
 
Sometimes we never know what’s best left to test.
 
Sometimes we never know what’s best left to test.
  
 
(Alex)
 
(Alex)
What if this angst is too legit, and I quit?
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What if this angst is too legit, and I'th quit,
What of a destiny that’s best left to sit?
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Or what of a destiny left best to sit?
 
Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke
 
Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke
‘Fore Moses took adventure for some kind of joke?
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'Fore posers took adventure for some brand of joke?
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
Into this world we’re thrown….
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Into this world we're thrown...
 
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(Ryan)
 
(Ryan)
Joseph? Joey Joe?
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Joseph? Joey-Joe?
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
Hmm, I can’t answer every question for you,
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Hm, I can't answer every question for you,
But if you’re looking for a journey, here’s what you can do.
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But if you're yearning for a journey here's what you can do:
Tell the bridge trolls you’ve a bigger brother;
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Tell the bridge trolls you've a bigger brother;
 
They should let you pass to eat the other.
 
They should let you pass to eat the other.
 
Now the paths before you split into infinity.
 
Now the paths before you split into infinity.
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(Ryan)
 
(Ryan)
Something bit me and I’m leaking body fluid, this hurts…
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Something bit me and I'm leaking body fluids; this hurts...
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
Sweet, that’s street cred with the druids!
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Sweet, that's street cred with the druids;
 
Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods
 
Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods
In the search of Mr. Robin’s Hundred Acre Wood.
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On the skirts of Mr. Robin's Hundred Acre Wood.
 
Climb the redwood taller than the tower,
 
Climb the redwood taller than the tower,
 
Half its leaves are really paneled solar power.
 
Half its leaves are really paneled solar power.
There’s a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel
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There's a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel;
Cross your arms and brace yourself to funnel
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Cross your arms and BRACE YO'SELF to funnel
To a secret room beneath the Tree Town Sound,
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To a secret room beneath the Treetown Sound,
Light a match and fall onto the ground.
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Strike a match and fall onto the ground;
Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo...
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Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo!
  
 
(Ryan)
 
(Ryan)
K, what’s in the box?
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K; what’s in the box?
  
 
(Joe)
 
(Joe)
It’s a Nintendo.</pre>
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It's a Nintendo.</pre>

Revision as of 23:52, 26 October 2016

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Lyrics

(Alex)
Yee, I'm a wizard, and here is my cloak
'Walk around in the woods, make' me feel like the POPE
Just cruisin’ with the breeze on a cloudy day
In only a cloak, what can I say?
Making all the witches want to come and play
'Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days, hey, uh,
I'm just walkin’ down the path, 
Smellin’ the sweet grass, all the witches say I’m like the FLASH
In my cloak; so fast.
I might go for a soak in my cloak, 'cause it’s waterproof.
Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just
Incredibly convenient.

Lo and behold, there goes an old crone;
Hey old crone, how are your old bones?
("Why do you look so lackadaisical,
Wand'rin' around in your great big cloak?")
I'm too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak.
("But what is a wizard without a quest?
What's the point of even living without a quest?")

Lo and behold, a gnome and bridge trolls.
Hello gnome; hello you bridge trolls.
("Just as we gnomes must sit all day,
A wizard must quest his life away.")
Am I a wizard without a quest?
("Just as we trolls must guard the way,
A wizard never rests and never plays.")
Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest?

I've gone so far, I'm so astray.
I really can’t afford delay.
And even though it pains me so,
I need a quest; it's what I owe.
But I've searched for quests, looked high and low…
I need to call my old friend Joe.
(Pick up... Come on, pick up...)

(Joe)
Hello?

(Alex)
Joe!

(Joe)
Yo, you need a quest?

(Alex)
However did you know?

(Joe)
Alex, do not vex;
Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls
Can make one sicker in the gully than stoned Micks in rolls
First off, hats off to your tenacity 
In the face of one ambivalent queen’s rhapsody.
But isn't there a dragon, a basilisk or boss?
A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce?

(Alex)
I was at a crossroad trollin’ the wood feelin’ dope, 
In my clo'

(Joe)
O, you have the goods!
But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests,
Sometimes we never know what’s best left to test.

(Alex)
What if this angst is too legit, and I'th quit,
Or what of a destiny left best to sit?
Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke
'Fore posers took adventure for some brand of joke?

(Joe)
Into this world we're thrown...
 
(Ryan)
Joseph? Joey-Joe?

(Joe)
Hm, I can't answer every question for you,
But if you're yearning for a journey here's what you can do:
Tell the bridge trolls you've a bigger brother;
They should let you pass to eat the other.
Now the paths before you split into infinity.
Find the one with the mark of the trinity.

(Ryan)
Something bit me and I'm leaking body fluids; this hurts...

(Joe)
Sweet, that's street cred with the druids;
Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods
On the skirts of Mr. Robin's Hundred Acre Wood.
Climb the redwood taller than the tower,
Half its leaves are really paneled solar power.
There's a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel;
Cross your arms and BRACE YO'SELF to funnel
To a secret room beneath the Treetown Sound,
Strike a match and fall onto the ground;
Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo!

(Ryan)
K; what’s in the box?

(Joe)
It's a Nintendo.