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===Lyrics=== | ===Lyrics=== | ||
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Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters | JH: Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters | ||
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her." | Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her." | ||
In other words, she ate him. | In other words, she ate him. | ||
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Just to clarify. | Just to clarify. | ||
Basketball, a basketball. | MG: Basketball, a basketball. | ||
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball. | Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball. | ||
I went there: your mother is a basketball. | I went there: your mother is a basketball. | ||
A basketball, she's a basketball. | A basketball, she's a basketball. | ||
Stop. Everybody take 5. | AR: Stop. Everybody take 5. | ||
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe. | Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe. | ||
Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate. | Let it all out; don't hold back; incriminate. | ||
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I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live, | I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live, | ||
So guys, be loquacious; show off your gall! | So guys, be loquacious; show off your gall! | ||
What did you say his mother was again? | What did you say his mother was again? (A basketball.) | ||
A basketball | MG: A basketball. | ||
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall. | |||
She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that-- | She's also fat--not sure if I mentioned that-- | ||
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact. | |||
JH: Man, that's wack. I object! But, to change the subject, | |||
I double dribbl'd your Mom's bombs and she liked it. | |||
Man, | Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper, | ||
I double | |||
Now I'm flying higher than a | |||
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper. | Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper. | ||
MG: I believe you need a reason like you're Zeppelin Piper. | |||
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cuz I like her | |||
She's spherical, meaningful, queer, and clerical, | |||
A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull | |||
AR: Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit. | |||
World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit. | |||
Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth so | |||
Pity the pal who fails to score a swish, | Pity the pal who fails to score a swish, | ||
Never gonna hit the buzzer cuz she just won't fit! | Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cuz she just won't fit! | ||
Not that | Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad | ||
But the women's NBA's not all round and rad. | |||
But the | Don't be lose ground, be a man; | ||
Don't be | |||
Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands? | Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands? | ||
Oedipus Rex, Electra complex, Pegasus | JH: Oedipus Rex, Electra complex, | ||
Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress. | |||
Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump | Surf's up! I board a tidal wave of jump | ||
Yo' 'boks probably don't even pump, chump. | |||
MG: Sup? | |||
JH: I got pump up 'boks, I'll palm my ball in my hand. | |||
I got pump up | And shoot infinity points from up across this land | ||
So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son. | So you can't pass the man if you know what's best, son. | ||
lest you wanna become a tripping guessing lesson. | |||
Slam dunk, | SK: Slam dunk! | ||
Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much | |||
JH: Foul? | |||
MG & JH: Ref, make the call! | |||
AR: Oh gee, oh gosh, this is all too much | |||
Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all | Guys, I gotta confide--I'm just an actress, y'all | ||
Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call. | Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call. | ||
MG: Some games don't have winners | |||
Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners, | |||
They contain the innards | They contain the innards | ||
But we know the sun will always rise and always fall | But we know the sun will always rise and always fall | ||
And that your mother will always be a basketball | And that your mother will always be a basketball | ||
Basketball, a basketball. If you're listening, your mother is a basketball. | Basketball, a basketball. | ||
If you're listening, your mother is a basketball. | |||
That's right, you! Your mother is a basketball. | That's right, you! Your mother is a basketball. | ||
She's a basketball, bouncing faster all, | She's a basketball, bouncing faster all, | ||
Over the rainbow in the stair, | |||
Somehow, somewhere, | Somehow, somewhere, someway, somewhere. | ||
</pre> | </pre> |
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