|Written by||Tally Hall|
|Sung by||Rob Cantor|
|Genre||Ditty, Theme music|
Nathan Naimark is an unreleased song by Tally Hall about contest-winner Nathan Naimark.
The unofficial artwork, that has gone hand-in-hand with the song, was made by Tony Patryn
Nathan himself was just a high school student when he won the contest and in 2017 he appeared on NPR's 'This That Or The Other', where he talked about his theme song "It was a contest. So it was a promotion for their album, which came out a couple years ago. It's a band called Tally Hall, which, unfortunately, doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. But they wrote this song. And now it just follows me around." The host, Ophira Eisenberg, quips that the song is very similar to the theme from "The Flintstones". Nathan went on to the final round of the show, but unfortunately, did not win.
These are not official. Words surrounded by brackets  are uncertain.
Nathan Nathan Naimark Loves to laugh and cavort with his friends Lives in Pheonix Where he makes his home School for the arts he attends Nathan Nathan Naimark He can shoot lazer beams from his groin (magical groin) He's a racist (wait!) Wait that's someone else Nathan we hope you'll join in going Ooh la la la He's won our grand prize Ooh la la la All of his friends are nice guys Ooh la la la He's light in the dark Nathan Nathan Naimark Hurray for Nathan Naimark (hurray-mark) He's the guy that the song is about (magical groin) Loves the theatre Lives to act and sing (la la la la la la la) Nathan we want to shout Ooh la la la He's won our grand prize Ooh la la la He's twice his own size Ooh la la la He's light in the dark Nathan Nathan Naimark Ooh la la la And we have met his grandma Ooh la la la It was in Texarkana Ooh la la la We had a picnic in the park With grandma Grandma Naimark Mother of Nancy Nancy Naimark Mother of Nathan [Peapop] Naimark Mother of none
- Nathan being announced the winner. Tally Hall. Twitter.
- Nathan being announced the winner. Tally Hall. Facebook.
- Nathan Naimark Theme Song. Hidden In The Sand. Soundcloud.
- Nathan Naimark Theme Song. Hidden In The Sand. Tumblr.
- Tony Patryn as album artist. Tally Hall - Nathan Naimark Theme Song. YouTube. Comment.
- jdhdp Reddit.
- This That Or The Other. NPR.
- This That Or The Other. Part 2. NPR.